shatnertweets:

when someone asks if i like star trek

karlbourbon:

if you’re struggling with homework, just pretend it’s for starfleet.

biology? no no, xenobiology. for when you’re on the enterprise and you have to examine flora and fauna of newly discovered planets

math? more like super important warp calculations

physics? gotta be like chekov hell yeah

english? no it’s a report for starfleet command

learning a language? channel nyota uhura 

gotta pop open a torpedo im really weapons expert carol marcus

spacedarlin:

no mom it’s not a phase

it’s a phaser

sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting

hardspock:

fuck—spock:

remyxpietro:

nosdrinker:

it’s happening

Imma frick them

DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS

excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”

hardspock:

fuck—spock:

remyxpietro:

nosdrinker:

it’s happening

Imma frick them

DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS

excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”

spicyshimmy:

it’s the cutest thing.

pintoinlove:

This wasn’t one of you, right?

pintoinlove:

This wasn’t one of you, right?

jlmkirks:

i bought this yesterday. i have no idea why i bought it, but i did. this is now a thing that i own. it all happened so fast it’s like a blur but now this is a real actual thing that i own and i’m so confused. i can’t rationalize why exactly i bought this. i also can not rationalize why exactly i do not regret the decision one bit. i am just very confused because this is a very real thing that is now in my possession.

jlmkirks:

i bought this yesterday. i have no idea why i bought it, but i did. this is now a thing that i own. it all happened so fast it’s like a blur but now this is a real actual thing that i own and i’m so confused. i can’t rationalize why exactly i bought this. i also can not rationalize why exactly i do not regret the decision one bit. i am just very confused because this is a very real thing that is now in my possession.